President atrocious

For my next trick, I've decided to get this one over with now.   In 2 weeks it will be irrelevant, or more so than it already is.  I admit I'm proud of it, but it will make some people upset.  To you I say, get over it.  You're gonna win.  (Oh, please. I was saying that all summer and look what happened to the Cubs.  Please, have the same result.)  You can still laugh.  To those of you who appreciate its bias, I hope you laugh loud enough to make up for those who don't.

So, here is my first blog political parody song.  (To the tune of "Supercalifragilistic...")

When trying to express himself

His theories are absurd.

He gives us lots of rhetoric

But never says that word.

He says that paying taxes gives a patriotic sheen

But in the end it’s very clear exactly what he means. 

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Taking all that you are earning is the program he proposes

No matter that it sounds good-hearted,

It’s the middle class he hoses.

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When he was a younger lad

He started on this path.

His associates had already cut a terroristic swath.

His success came partly from the Republican’s ex’s snubs.

But Mr. Ryan did insist his wife go to sex clubs.

When he went to church 

It was amazing what he heard

Scholars search far and wide 

To find it in God’s Word.

He heard “God damn America”

Those were the words of Rev. Wright.

I’m sure he meant not everything

Just the things that come in white.

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For twenty years he heard preaching that could be ferocious.

Now his Peter-like denial

Is giving me neuroses

BarackObamaSocialisticPresidentatrocious.

© Matthew Anthony